Please excuse profanity.

SHIT. Nononononononono, UNDO. Rewind!

Damn my mother for noticing, for making me eat. Oh god, I don't even know the exact amount of calories...shit! I know it's about the 1000 mark, but shit that's bad! Fuck weighing next Thursday, I'm weighing now, just before bed, tomorrow morning and next Thursday.

SHIT.

And bloody hell Andrew, STOP TEXTING ME AT THE WORST TIMES.

And where the hell have those scissors gone?!

Edit: I weigh 127.2. FML.